Pinfascuss is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless lizard.

Pinfascuss created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinfascuss, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pinfascuss, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Pinfascuss' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Pinfascuss' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pinfascuss.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pinfascuss.

5. Do not laugh in public.