Pogcablid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate naga.

Pogcablid created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogcablid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pogcablid, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pogcablid's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Pogcablid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Retreat if seven whales approach from the north.