Arnbiggar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, witty raccoon.

Arnbiggar created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnbiggar, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Arnbiggar, he will manifest in front of you.

Arnbiggar's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Arnbiggar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.