Wiplamdim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective pig.

Wiplamdim created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiplamdim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wiplamdim, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wiplamdim's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wiplamdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wiplamdim.

4. Run away from blue goats, for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.