Canbapfub is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy yak.

Canbapfub created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canbapfub, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Canbapfub, it will throw large rocks at you.

Canbapfub's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Canbapfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.