Largboddap Davhomcedbummatlog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, two-faced guinea pig.

Largboddap Davhomcedbummatlog created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Largboddap Davhomcedbummatlog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Largboddap Davhomcedbummatlog, he will turn you into a frog.

Largboddap Davhomcedbummatlog's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Largboddap Davhomcedbummatlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Run away from indigo pigs, for they are unholy.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.