Artlinfat Ingpakwip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, flying mouse.

Artlinfat Ingpakwip created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artlinfat Ingpakwip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Artlinfat Ingpakwip, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Artlinfat Ingpakwip's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Artlinfat Ingpakwip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Artlinfat Ingpakwip six times a day.

2. Artlinfat Ingpakwip loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Always obey Artlinfat Ingpakwip's priests.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Fast once a month.