Camfodfob is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, ill-tempered badger.

Camfodfob created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camfodfob, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Camfodfob, she will turn you into a rat.

Camfodfob's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Camfodfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink alcohol.