Bunyattin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, caring fly.

Bunyattin created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunyattin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bunyattin, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bunyattin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bunyattin's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of ants.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Bunyattin loves mites, so they must be honoured.

5. Never play with disobedient children.