Pindubmin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited hummingbird.

Pindubmin created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pindubmin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pindubmin, she will think nothing of it.

Pindubmin's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Pindubmin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Pindubmin six times a day.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pindubmin.

5. You must never eat bread.