Kophaksand is a god.

He takes the form of a small, sapient centaur.

Kophaksand created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kophaksand, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kophaksand, he will turn you into a hamster.

Kophaksand's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Kophaksand's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must love Kophaksand.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Do not kill swans.