Podraglun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable goblin.

Podraglun created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podraglun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Podraglun, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Podraglun's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Podraglun's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Do not commit murder.