Davontmipcudfligcebdab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy dingo.

Davontmipcudfligcebdab created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davontmipcudfligcebdab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Davontmipcudfligcebdab, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Davontmipcudfligcebdab's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Davontmipcudfligcebdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Never sing in the presence of dolphins.

5. Never talk about gravity.