Hom is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome squirrel.

Hom created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hom, he will turn you into a dog.

Hom's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Hom's Holy Commandments

1. Hom must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Worship no other gods but Hom.