Fossrawrig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil raven.

Fossrawrig created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossrawrig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fossrawrig, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fossrawrig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fossrawrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about coconuts.

2. You must love Fossrawrig.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Run away if seven cats approach from the north.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.