Bograwnib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful tortoise.

Bograwnib created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Bograwnib, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bograwnib, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bograwnib's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bograwnib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bograwnib on top of all buildings.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never run near snakes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always stare at clouds.