Buscumflat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, dishonest scorpion.

Buscumflat created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buscumflat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Buscumflat, he will come to you in dreams.

Buscumflat's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Buscumflat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Buscumflat.

2. Retreat if eight bats approach from the south.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never paint your arms brown.