Dogkippin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, thoughtless meerkat.

Dogkippin created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogkippin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dogkippin, it will not invite you to parties.

Dogkippin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dogkippin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never laugh near goats.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never bounce in holy places.