Rawjaddog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic otter.

Rawjaddog created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawjaddog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rawjaddog, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rawjaddog's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rawjaddog's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Run away if seven badgers approach from the east.

3. Always look after injured porpoises.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Feed all hungry doves.