Dossgednabjigbomrowhud is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, amazing crab.

Dossgednabjigbomrowhud created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossgednabjigbomrowhud, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dossgednabjigbomrowhud, it will turn you into a rat.

Dossgednabjigbomrowhud's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dossgednabjigbomrowhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Always obey Dossgednabjigbomrowhud's priests.