Getlamril is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, annoying camel.

Getlamril created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getlamril, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Getlamril, it will jump up and down on your head.

Getlamril's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Getlamril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Getlamril.

3. Never wear magenta shorts.

4. Worship no other gods but Getlamril.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.