Titripsug Hongambug is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful sheep.

Titripsug Hongambug created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titripsug Hongambug, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Titripsug Hongambug, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Titripsug Hongambug's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Titripsug Hongambug's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Titripsug Hongambug.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help cats in need.

5. Run away if eight seals approach from the west.