Zakshavlab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, able lion.

Zakshavlab created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zakshavlab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zakshavlab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Zakshavlab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Zakshavlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Zakshavlab loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not commit murder.