Dodbessgancet is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, contented mongoose.

Dodbessgancet created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodbessgancet, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dodbessgancet, it will throw large rocks at you.

Dodbessgancet's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dodbessgancet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Run away if five pigs approach from the east.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always stare at clouds.