Damquart is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, irritating lizard.

Damquart created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damquart, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Damquart, she will turn you into a hamster.

Damquart's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Damquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always wear red.

3. Never skip near geese.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must pray to Damquart six times a day.