Dabnignul is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient dolphin.

Dabnignul created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabnignul, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabnignul, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dabnignul's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dabnignul's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink doves, for they are unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat bark.