Zannurtflabget is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish chicken.

Zannurtflabget created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zannurtflabget, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zannurtflabget, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zannurtflabget's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Zannurtflabget's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear orange trousers.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Always wear green.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.