Zodmatlab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast monkey.

Zodmatlab created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodmatlab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zodmatlab, he will destroy your favourite star.

Zodmatlab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Zodmatlab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.