Cindinrull is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omnipotent centaur.

Cindinrull created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Cindinrull, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cindinrull, she will turn you into a mole.

Cindinrull's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cindinrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Run away from white bats, for they are unholy.