Nabcibjop is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, impressive bat.

Nabcibjop created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabcibjop, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nabcibjop, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Nabcibjop's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nabcibjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Never paint your head yellow.

5. Do not commit murder.