Spagtipkar is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain wasp.

Spagtipkar created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagtipkar, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Spagtipkar, it will turn you into a frog.

Spagtipkar's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Spagtipkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near dolphins.

2. Hide from blue swans for they are unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.