Bablenstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust dove.

Bablenstaf created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bablenstaf, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bablenstaf, she will think nothing of it.

Bablenstaf's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bablenstaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bablenstaf five times a day.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Retreat if nine ducks approach from the east.

5. Hide from black great tits for they are unholy.