Cimsugquim is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, fast seal.

Cimsugquim created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Cimsugquim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cimsugquim, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cimsugquim's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cimsugquim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five gulls approach from the north.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Fast once a month.