Zodfarngeb is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, able mole.

Zodfarngeb created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodfarngeb, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zodfarngeb, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zodfarngeb's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Zodfarngeb's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Zodfarngeb.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.