Yarpnellkad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, staggering swan.

Yarpnellkad created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarpnellkad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yarpnellkad, she will turn you into a puffin.

Yarpnellkad's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Yarpnellkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Hide if seven dogs approach from the east.

5. Fast once a month.