Bopbatvan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent camel.

Bopbatvan created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopbatvan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bopbatvan, she will turn you into a plant.

Bopbatvan's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bopbatvan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Bopbatvan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.