Cenfitbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate bat.

Cenfitbiss created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenfitbiss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cenfitbiss, she will turn you into a dog.

Cenfitbiss' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cenfitbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.