Capbuddob is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic goblin.

Capbuddob created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Capbuddob, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Capbuddob, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Capbuddob's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Capbuddob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. You must love Capbuddob.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never feed strawberries to mites while wearing mauve shirts.

5. Do not hurt mice.