Fligzenyat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, thoughtless butterfly.

Fligzenyat created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fligzenyat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fligzenyat, it will jump up and down on your head.

Fligzenyat's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fligzenyat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Always help sick rats.