Quatcemcem Quimhab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, tranquil camel.

Quatcemcem Quimhab created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatcemcem Quimhab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quatcemcem Quimhab, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Quatcemcem Quimhab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Quatcemcem Quimhab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.