Hivgessarf is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unfair penguin.

Hivgessarf created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivgessarf, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hivgessarf, it will turn you into a tree.

Hivgessarf's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Hivgessarf's Holy Commandments

1. Hivgessarf loves doves, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Hide if five cats approach from the north.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not chop down trees.