Zedhimkop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able hedgehog.

Zedhimkop created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedhimkop, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zedhimkop, she will come to you in dreams.

Zedhimkop's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Zedhimkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.