Bagflagbog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful skunk.

Bagflagbog created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Bagflagbog, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bagflagbog, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bagflagbog's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bagflagbog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about gravity.