Gigsidtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical mole.

Gigsidtarp created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigsidtarp, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gigsidtarp, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gigsidtarp's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Gigsidtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Gigsidtarp must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Put Gigsidtarp first in all things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not covet oxen.