Yatfatnil is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing deer.

Yatfatnil created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatfatnil, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yatfatnil, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yatfatnil's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Yatfatnil's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Yatfatnil must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must never eat beans.