Zakhenquill is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, compassionate raccoon.

Zakhenquill created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zakhenquill, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zakhenquill, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Zakhenquill's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Zakhenquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not cook food in pots.