Getcingan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing narwhal.

Getcingan created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getcingan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Getcingan, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Getcingan's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Getcingan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.