Rut is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, happy alligator.

Rut created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rut, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Rut's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Rut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. You must pray to Rut eight times a day.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rut.