Lanyartjig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous chinchilla.

Lanyartjig created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanyartjig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lanyartjig, she will laugh at you.

Lanyartjig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Lanyartjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks in need.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never sing in the presence of sheep.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not commit murder.