Yamdimyak is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unsympathetic warg.

Yamdimyak created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Yamdimyak, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamdimyak, she will destroy your home solar system.

Yamdimyak's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yamdimyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yamdimyak's priests.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.